When we flew back from Canada, we got on the plane, waiting to take off and Rose decided she need the toilet urgently, so off she trots to the loo. After a little while, no Rose, the plane started taxiing, still no Rose, getting near to the runway now, so I ask a steward to go look for her as she had already had a touch of the runs, and I was starting to imagine her in the toilet in full flow and the aircraft taking off and shit flying everywhere. Anyway after a couple of announcements via the speakers Rose suddenly appears the other side of the plane waving, She had found a row of empty seats further back in the plane, and decided to stay there so she could sleep lying down, bud didn't bother to let anyone know!, panic over.
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January 2018
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